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A man walked into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." The passenger said "Who?"
"Frank Feldman said the cabbie. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Frank every single time."
The passenger said "Hard to believe, there's always a few clouds over everybody." "No" said the cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano."
"Wow" said the passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special" "Yes" said the cabbie: "and there's more"......."He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."
"Wow" said the passenger again "Some bloke then". "Too right" said the cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them."
The passenger was reduced to a "Mmm, there's not many like him around." and the cabbie continued "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."
The passenger was agog "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" "Well" said the cabbie: "I never actually met Frank." "So" said the passenger "Then how do you know so much about him?" The cabbie turned with a grimace "I married his fucking widow." |
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