The Film Crew

3 blokes in a film crew were walking along in the desert to do a film shoot.
A camera man a sound man and the director.

One of the guys stumbled on a lantern.
He stopped and picked it up.
Then he gave it a rub and out popped a genie.

The genie said "you have 3 wishes".

The sound man said "I wish I had all the money in the world and live in the bahamas". The next minute poof and he was gone.

The camera man said "I wish I was irresistible to all women and had a big house in florida and all the money in the world". The next minute, poof and he was gone.

The director said "I wish those two blokes would stop fucking around and get back to work".
 
 

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