Dancing and sex

A Saudi couple who own a PA hire company, Ahmed and Layla, were preparing for their wedding meet with their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asked if they had any last questions before they left.
Ahmed asked, "We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely NOT," said the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
Well, okay," said Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!," replied the Mullah, "Alla ho Akber! (GOD is great). Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asked Ahmed.
"Alla ho Akber! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," said the Mullah.
"Woman on top?" Ahmed asked.
"Sure," said the Mullah. "Alla ho Akber. Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Alla ho Akber!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Alla ho Akber!"
"Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil , a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed. Alla ho Akber!"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No, absolutely not!" said the Mullah."
"Why not?" asked Ahmed
"Because that could lead to dancing."
 
 

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