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| Died of gonorrhoea |
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When an old sound guy finally died, his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, with the cause of death as "died of gonorrhea".
No sooner were the papers delivered when a work associate and close friend of the sound guy phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea."
The wife replied, "I nursed him night and day, so of course I know he died of diarrhoea, but I thought you bozo's at work would like to continue the rubbish you sprout and remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."
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