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A Record Company Executive parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to
his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along
too close to the kerb and smacked off the door before speeding away.
More than a little distraught, the executive grabed his mobile and called the
police. Five minutes later, the police arrived. Before the policeman had a
chance to ask any questions, the Executive started screaming hysterically: "My
Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the
panel beaters it'll simply never be
the same again!"
After the Executive finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in
disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Record Company Types are," he said.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything
else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaped the Executive.
The policeman replied, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off
when the truck hit you."
The Executive looked down in absolute horror "BLOODY HELL" he screamed "Where's my Rolex ?"
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